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Hi, I'm Mohawk Gringo. In one second I'll tell you how to get those 15 life changing secrets, but first a story.

It's December and I'm hiding under a bridge in key largo.  I've just jumped off my kayak into the cold murky estuary at John Pennykamp State Park.  The plan is to ambush under the cover of swampy mangrove trees.

I have to be careful though.  Less than one month ago I was sitting in a hospital.  A wrestling accident ripped apart the ligaments in my left knee, leaving it bent backwards and to the left.  The ACL and MCL are gone and I can barely hobble, let alone ambush. Hopefully the brace will keep the knee from popping out of place. Hopefully.

A little chatter and some laughter.  Seeing the tip of the a yellow kayak, I sink lower into the water.  My eyes are barely visible.  When you're pretending to be a crocodile, there's no time to worry about a broken knee.

And I'm under.  The problem with murky water is you can't see two feet in front of you.  Must rely on my crocodile senses.  Two, three, four strokes.  Yeah I got 'em.

“AAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGHHHHH”

It's like a national geographic special.  Violent thrashes of water and a short struggle.  The boat capsizes.  Flip flops scatter.  Sunscreen is floating in the wake.  My buddy Nick laughs.  His girlfriend calls me a jerk. Everybody has a good laugh.

If I was a real crocodile, they'd be toast.  And my knee barely budged.

Man…that was fun.

Flipping kayaks in the keys, racing (and crashing) motorcycles, surfing double overhead waves in Costa Rica, to just sitting around with friends at a bar-b-que.  I like to have fun...and I'm damn good at it.

From as long ago as I can remember I've always made sure to smile, laugh, and have a good time.  Much to the dissatisfaction of teachers, parents, police officers, judges, clergy and other no fun poo poo'ers.  I've done things that have almost killed me.  I've had others pray for my safety.  Been in hospitals.  And a few holding cells.

And I wouldn't have it any other way. 

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Big Fun!!

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